written and Published by Adebusoye Adeleke, 31st July 2019,GMT 15.06
And so all these run through my mind in view of the numerous roles men play in the society.what could have been responsible for the high rise in mortality of men,well I have carefully drawn out some of the biggest threats to man’s existence,hence the low life expectancy.Below are some of the Arguements
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race,
you’re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a
pansy. If you work too hard, there’s never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring
repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring
repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find
something better. If you you get a promotion ahead of her, that is
If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s affirmative action. If you mention how
nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it’s male
indifference. If you cry, you’re a wimp. If you don’t, you’re an insensitive
bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman. If
you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination.
If she asks you, it’s a favor. If you appreciate the female form, you’re a
If you don’t, you’re gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs, wear sexy
lingerie and keep in shape, you’re sexist. If you don’t, you’re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain.
If you don’t,you’re a slob. If you buy her flowers, you’re after something.
If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful. If you’re proud of your achievements,
you’re full of yourself. If you aren’t, you’re not ambitious. If she has a
headache, she’s tired.
If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore. If you want it too
often, you’re over sexed.
If you don’t, there must be someone else. So why do men die first? Because
they want to.
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