Older and Wiser

Good Evening,
-Almost” is the longest word in English with all the letters in alphabetical order.
-There is enough sperm in one single man to impregnate every woman on earth.
– It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
 -No piece of square paper can be folded more than 7 times in half.
– What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France.
-A pound of houseflies contains more protein than a pound of beef.
-Some people experience the same feeling of arousal when thinking about food as when having sex.
-You can’t say happiness without saying penis.
-Cats sleep for 70% of their lives.
Incase you are wondering what’s the purpose of all these insignificant facts I am sharing, it’s just an indication I am now older and wiser.

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